so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
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This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
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