Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
