Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
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you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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