I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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