He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
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While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
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Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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