Have you finally orgasmed yet?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
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Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
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When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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