Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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