Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
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Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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