That's when you crack a 10am beer
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
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