a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
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Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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