you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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