Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
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I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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