he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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