it hurts more in the daytime
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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