He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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