I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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