At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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