So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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