what if I'm pregnant?
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Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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