Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
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Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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