We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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