You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
i out mim tonsoeep
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