you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
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I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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