yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
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like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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