Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
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its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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