He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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