once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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