it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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