You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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