you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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