ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
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Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I'm really busy with my period
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