her vagine was all disorganized.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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