Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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