Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
