How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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