this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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