If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
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I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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