My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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