I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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