That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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