love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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