So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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