you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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