I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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