your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I checked into jail on foursquare
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
my nose is crying tears of wow.
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I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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