Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I skipped work to stalk him.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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