I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
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