Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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