on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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