Fine. I'll sleep in my office
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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