They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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