lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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