is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I lost the right to judge tonight
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
