I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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