dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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