Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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