fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
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To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
whose parrot is this?
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My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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