They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
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People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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